Your jaw will drop or your money back (if you have a receipt)

Honestly, same-sex marriage rights are wasted on some people.

Two Canadian brides had the nerve to criticise and insult a guest for their choice of wedding present (a food hamper).

The Daily Mail kindly provided a picture of the offending hamper:


Now, it does look a bit cheap for a wedding (I would expect pretty jars, not sweets and crisp packets) but this is Canada. They don’t have Harrods or Fortnum and Mason’s there, poor lambs. Not the point though – you don’t complain about a gift!! And you certainly don’t ask for a lot of money instead!!!

Those bints are “of Italian and Croatian descent” apparently and say things like “I’m European and in my culture blah blah blah”, which real Europeans would never say since ‘European’ is not a nationality and there are dozens of wildly different cultures within Europe. That kind of crap annoys me more than anything. You want Italian or Croatian wedding gifts, go have your gay wedding there!

Oh wait… you can’t. Duh.

As for the mysterious gluten intolerance that comes and goes when it’s convenient to the ‘sufferer’ and allows them to be massively rude to others, all I can say is I’ve been there, only with asthma instead. As somebody once said, you want sympathy? It’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.